Thursday 24 October 2013

"Chick or Treat!"

It's that time of year again! If you enjoyed last year's Halloween post, you might like to read on, as we've got another "treat" in store for you this year...

Mid West Catering Equipment - Halloween Chicken Rotisserie

If you are planning to partake in a spot of “chick or treating” this Halloween, you’ll love our chicken rotisseries. Cooking up to 60 foul fowls at a time, these will make you a real wizard in the kitchen. Each rotisserie features 15 spits, though you may want to spit on the butchered birds yourself, for added juiciness. There’s nothing like a bit of saliva to make them sizzle!

With eight high powered infrared burners, each of which can be separately adjusted for optimal zapping of the beasts, these rotisseries are very efficient at cooking the corpses (much quicker than the standard spells of ye olde days). They also feature a fitted fat tray and large fat drain outlet, ideal for collecting fatty juices to smear on the walls of your cave for a bewitching aesthetic, or to use in evil potions.

Our suggested chicken recipes include:

  • Classic chicken and tricks served on a bed of frogs’ eyes
  • Chicken wrapped in bats’ wings, topped with a sprinkling of foot cheese
  • Slug-infused chicken, covered in a delicate mould sauce
  • Chicken served with arthritic witches’ fingers and a rich mucus jus

Well suited to barbaric butchers, devilish delis, scary supermarkets or giant ghostly gatherings, these rotisseries will help turn your chick into a treat this Halloween!

To see more items of second-hand catering equipment which may desirable to the discerning wizard, visit our website or give us a call on 0845 266 8848 to arrange an appointment to view items at our cave.
 

Thursday 3 October 2013

Poetical Pizza

For National Poetry Day, we have written a variety of poems for you, inspired by our pizza ovens. As you do.

Mid West pizza ovens

Firstly, we tested the water with a simple haiku:


A pizza oven
Delicious pizza inside
Cooking is its life

Next, we had a go at rhyming couplets:

Pizza, flatbreads, very versatile,
The pizza oven is so skilled.
So delicious, gaze on them for a while,
You’ll have to be strong willed.

Spurred on by our great successes above, we then experimented with some abstract poetry:

Pizza oven, pizza oven
Limbs as noble as a tree
With your double deck conveyor soul
Pepperoni.

And finally we finished with a good old fashioned limerick:

A pizza oven once did a sneeze,
No-one noticed because of the cheese.
The pizza was served,
The oven said not a word,
The customer said “Lovely – more please!”

To view all the pizza ovens we currently have in stock, click here.
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...