Watch out, more poetry!

Having read yesterday's epic poem in honour of World Poetry Day, Mid West sales guy Mike found himself suddenly consumed by a strong desire to communicate through the medium of rhyme. Accordingly, he sent over this marvellous creation which we feel compelled to share. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some more dodgy poetry courtesy of Mid West...

A lonely produce washer.
We think poor Mike has been
spending too much time in
the warehouse...

A lonely produce washer stood,
Amongst a set of durable goods,
All shiny clean it posed away,
To get itself sold to no affray.

Day after day it gleamed in vain,
For people seemed to abstain,
From buying the washer proud as punch,
It just needed the chance to wash some lunch.

This plucky washer stood its ground,
To its surprise it surely found,
A suitable buyer from Anglesey,
Who bought the washer and said “that’s for me”!

Mid West Lonely Hearts: The Boys

With Valentine's Day tomorrow, we thought we'd do a bit of a Lonely Hearts column to see if we can find the perfect kitchen for some of our equipment. Following our Lonely Hearts ad last year, Wendy the Warming Drawer found a loving new home, so we though it was worth a try again. After all, no item of catering equipment should be alone on Valentine's Day...


Percy the Produce Washer
 
Look deep into my whirlpool and you'll see my swirling heart of gold. There will be no wishy-washy behaviour from me - I'm an efficient, practical machine, and although I'm fully automatic, I still enjoy making bold gestures. Perhaps I will surprise you by washing some delicious strawberries for you, or maybe even a passion fruit! Let me get you in a spin this Valentine's Day.


Terry the Tray Dispenser
 
Dining halls, serveries, dishwash areas. You name it, I've worked in them all. Although I'm quite indecisive over where I choose to work, there's one thing I'm quite certain of - my desire for romance. I can hold loads of trays, but at the end of the day I would prefer to just hold hands. If you pick me this Valentine's Day, I promise I'll show you a wheelie good time, and may even buy you my favourite kind of tray - Milk Tray...


Horace the Hot Servery

I have a great capacity for love (and gastronorm containers), and would love to join you at a wonderful banquet or maybe a ball - I come with casters, so I'm pretty nimble on my feet for a large piece of kit. I'm also an excellent tennis player, and have a real skill for serving. With my integral hot cupboard, I'm sure you'll really warm to me. Give me a chance - after all, I am totally hot.